Do vagina's smell?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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