think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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