HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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