Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
