dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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