the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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