I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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