i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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