My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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