so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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