You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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