I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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