i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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