69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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