Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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