Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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