I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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