i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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