Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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