I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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