I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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