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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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