I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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