The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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