real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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