oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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