I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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