Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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