Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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