I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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