He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
So. Much. Porn.
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