dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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