I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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