Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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