shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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