You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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