I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You have to summon your inner elephant
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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