i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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