There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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