the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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