You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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