i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So many bounce houses so little time
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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