I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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