so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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