I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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