Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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