Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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