i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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