ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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