i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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