yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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