I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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