I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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