You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
