(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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