I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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